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Thursday, August 09, 2007
My darling husband

-a joke.

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you
know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I
turned into the driveway. Fortunately, not too bad and I really
didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the
driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of
the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up
fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car .

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality,
you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you
my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


Your loving wife.
XXX

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

marriage jokes
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