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Friday, August 31, 2007
ROFL . mean girls.

a third party vixen who twists stories and hurl insults.
31 Aug 07, 23:47
Blog Administrator: However I do agree about that penis on your face. Pls remove it as it is offensive and we will take actions against you, if you don't do so, immediately.
31 Aug 07, 23:47
OMG.: HAHA. i agree with rina, NICE TRY. sorry, we have brains, unlike you.
31 Aug 07, 23:46
rina: nice try.
31 Aug 07, 23:46
lis: LOL. *points below* *points at picture above that looks like an abnormal homosapien with a penis on its face*
31 Aug 07, 23:44
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31 Aug 07, 23:44
Blog Administrator: This is a message for "HI YOU LOOK LIKE ****". Blogspot.com reserves the rights to ban you from tagging if you continue to tag offensively due to a complaint filed by our fellow user.
31 Aug 07, 23:42
HAHAHA.: im sorry for tagging so crudely. a teacher of your calibre is very respectable in my view. so may i put my 20kg of potatoes inside your eyebags? DANG, they are huge!

Monday, August 27, 2007
mellow mellow mellow

Softball game today: I redeemed some of my dignity by successfully batting a ball on my second strike. Then lost half of it by displaying some retarded bimbo antics, like overlooking the second base, and completely lost it all when I didn't manage to complete home base. Finally I earned myself the title of being the most gagged up goofball ever in softball history by hitting a girl on the head while swinging my bat. I can vividly remember the sound of the metal bat on her skull, it keeps playing and re-playing in my mind. Thank me she's still alive and kicking, that I didnt swing harder like I had intended. Another incident to amuse myself further is that a few games before, I threw a ball straight towards a girl, and she's alert enough to catch it inches away from her face. Luckily it was a soft volleyball. ALRIGHT, can I safely conclude that I'm so not made for ball games?

Sunday, August 26, 2007
25th August

I had a Happy 38th month Anniversary with...

























He needs to trim his hair and brows soon, haha.. but I still love him just the way he is.














And I love pigeon for being a life bouy!

Hello goodbye!

24th August : Transcendence, school concert & supper afterwards..

Thursday, August 23, 2007
Just the way you are

I Ain't Got No Visa I Ain't Got No Red American Express We Can't Go Nowhere Exotic It Don't Matter 'cause I'm The One That Love You Best Talk To Me Girl Oh, Baby, It's Alright Now, You Ain't Gotta Flaunt For Me If We Go There, You Can Still Touch My Love, It's Free We Can Work Without The Perks Just You And Me Thug It Out 'til We Get It Right Baby If You Strip, You Can Get A Tip'cause I Like You Just The Way You Are (I'm About To Strip And I Want It Quick Can You Handle Me The Way You Are? I Don't Need The Cheese Or The Car Keys Boy I Like You Just The Way You Are Let Me See Ya Strip, You Can Get A Tip 'cause I Like You Just The Way You Are

Sunday, August 19, 2007
You... I only wanted you to...

Taking words at face value. Unfeeling and unseeing. Don't listen.

Read in between the lines.

Thursday, August 16, 2007
iBat the ball! & my eyelashes

I'm being bimbotic. No worries, I didn't bat my lashes at any body, I only batted balls. They are soft balls. A classmate and I had a rap session about bounteous bosoms. Okay I'm trying to be a slut for words starting with b here. Being a brilliant batter is better than being a big bummer.

Mind my mindless prattling. So yeah... today I played softball.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Beau Brummel

Geraldine passed her driving theory test yesterday! I'm so impressed with my butt. And today my butt had accomplished another feat: A little flirting with drop dead gorgeous Brazilian guy model (Calvin Klein, hotness) on her first day of work at the photo shoot studio. Nothing much, just some flirting through her camera's lens. But still he's a chili jalapeño... We met Elizabeth the smoking hot bitch in the evening for dinner, and hung around together after for some tete-a-tete, just the three of us. What can I say, time flies. And it's been forever since I last met her. Can't wait till the next time to give her an ass squeeze.

Sunday, August 12, 2007
Flapdoodle, applesauce

I'm feeling kind of stupid now, but its good venting it out. This isn't the right place but who the f cares, haha.

I want to get a Christopher Vine dairy. I wanted one since eons ago.

Saturday, August 11, 2007
DearDairy

Today I am the second most unloved and unwanted person on earth. Second only because I have one person, and that is Nadd to console me, than the most loneliest creature on earth who has no one to talk to. Other than that, I'm still very much unloved and unwanted by the rest. Boyfriend finds me extremely irritating, close friends exclude me from their meet ups. I just realised how unwanted and unimportant my presence is to them. This is the most pathetic entry I've ever made, considering the state I'm in with things dripping from my nose and eyes puffed up. I look gross and vile and I sound dumb. And most of all I am unwanted and unloved. I'm trying to make myself sound as dumb as possible so that I won't feel sorry for myself right now. And I know that maybe by tomorrow when I read this entry again I'll feel so stupid. Before I feel like dumb shit, I shall put the blame on my hormones, so that when I read this entry tomorrow I won't feel as stupid as I should.

A quote I want to quote.

-from 'one of the flyest bitches in el-paso'

"I'll give you hoes sum'n to envy."

That is, if you really are a jealous hoe.

Thursday, August 09, 2007
Blasé.

What's there to write about anyway. Other than the same old things like what I did where I went today, yesterday. So here goes.

Yesterday I met Zy to retrieve our long awaited pay at the office. That girl's in Batam now better. get me some souvenir. So afterwards I went to IKEA at Tam pines with my Butt, and spontaneously spent some of my pay on a few things for my bed... and my bed got a makeover at 35 dollars. Yeah I'm happy because it matches my rug. Both are red and sexy.

I have a new dog, its name is tranny. Its a golden retriever that Butt bought me and I hugged it to sleep last night. I also got blackie a huge blue food bowl that's larger than his head. Butt and I had dinner at the cafeteria, before leaving... was supposed to go to Giant to look around but I had to leave early to meet Wan. Next time we'll go to Giant for a big supermarket shopping, and then to Courts to look for an oven for Butt so that she can bake in her own home.

Today.

Today is total boredom-depressing-frustrating-wasted-vexing-antagonizing, at some point of the day. Today is tragic like a mid life crisis. I'm eying on boyfriend with frivolous suspicions and sneaking around the house in secrecy.

Today I'm experiencing PMS... the chocolate ice blended I ordered tells it all.

Ps. Rina better thank me for the treat.

My darling husband

-a joke.

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you
know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I
turned into the driveway. Fortunately, not too bad and I really
didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the
driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of
the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up
fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car .

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality,
you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you
my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


Your loving wife.
XXX

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

marriage jokes
Ouch.

Sunday, August 05, 2007
August 4

Wan spent almost the entire day with me since he wasn't there on my birthday. Honestly, I dont need to eat at Swensen's to celebrate a birthday, cos I'm good with the local halal food at Far East... But you'll have to get me a Prada on the other hand. Haha... just kidding... Went shopping in town but didnt buy much because I was being el-cheapo, but I'm quite satisfied with my purchases.

August 3

HAPPY 19 TO ME.

Celebrated with my friends (the girls and the girlfriends) and family. Today I'm very well fed... though not well gifted. HAHA. oops.

But I still love them nonetheless.